Tennis Tonight! North Park Water Tower, 7pm

I didn't realize this match was going to be such a big deal. I haven't touched my racquets in a few years, but I appreciate whoever called me "a black belt of tennis" on the punkboard.

If you want to come cheer us on, laugh your ass off, get rowdy, or all of the above, per the text message I just got:

DEATH MATCH: Bartender Rob & SD:Dialed In Rosey vs Adam The Animal & El Scorcho, North Park Rec, 7pm