Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Make Seth Combs Get "The Bieb"

I'm very reluctant to align myself with charitable causes, because when it comes down to it, aren't we all worthy of a benefit?

However, tonight, while at the Casbah, my friend (and occasional sddialedin contributor) Bonnie Vanderwater was daring Seth Combs to cut his hair, and I was on board. Bonnie challenged Seth. If Bonnie can raise $300 for the Humane Society, Seth agreed that he would cut his hair like Justin Bieber. So when they were asking me to lay money on the line (my broke, unemployed ass), I wanted to know if that meant the beard, too. For $500 Seth said no. But, if we get $700 worth of confirmed donors, Seth will cut his hair in the style of Justin Bieber AND also shave the beard. So step up, San Diego. No donation is too small. Find me or Bonnie Vanderwater on Facebook. Make a financial commitment. 100% of the moneys raised will go to the San Diego Humane Society and then we can all be free of the threat of attacks from whatever wild animals have made Seth Combs' beard a home. Do it for the animals. Do it for San Diego. Do it for the poor Lesbians who look like Bieber.

Of course, Seth laid down some conditions. All of the money must be donated prior to the cut and shave date, so just saying you'd pay to see it doesn't count. We need cash. I am collecting no money, but I will put you in touch with Bonnie who is accepting responsibility for the collection. This could be really good. Let's do it! You know how to find me. And I know how to find Bonnie. If we get $700, I'm pretty sure we can make Seth's cut and shave happen in a public forum. This could seriously be awesome. It's for the animals. DO IT.


Unknown said...

I'd be happy to let this be the recipient of next week's Pornaoke charity money (half of all of my tips) at the Ruby Room.

L O R I said...

I volunteer at the Humane Society. I applaud this. :D